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    Default jokes !!!!! XD

    hey guys im sitting here bored out my mind and i was wondering whats the best joke you can come up with i allways get asked for a joke and cant think of one (maybe im just not funny )

    so the best joke wins
    Guess what im a part time ninja 0_0

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    Ever hear what happened to the blind skunk?



    He fell in love with a fart.

    AaAhhhaahahaha! I know its gay but an 87 year old man told me that and I've never forgotten it :) I can't tell jokes for ****!

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    A wife went to her husband and said she wanted 12 inches and wanted it to hurt.

    The husband replied "How about I **** you twice then punch you in the head"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polak View Post
    A wife went to her husband and said she wanted 12 inches and wanted it to hurt.

    The husband replied "How about I **** you twice then punch you in the head"
    Charming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyTWEEDLEbug View Post
    Ever hear what happened to the blind skunk?



    He fell in love with a fart.

    AaAhhhaahahaha! I know its gay but an 87 year old man told me that and I've never forgotten it :) I can't tell jokes for ****!
    not bad not bad =]
    Guess what im a part time ninja 0_0

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polak View Post
    A wife went to her husband and said she wanted 12 inches and wanted it to hurt.

    The husband replied "How about I **** you twice then punch you in the head"
    lol lol nice XD
    Guess what im a part time ninja 0_0

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    the joke is... YOU!

    THE END. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeadShot View Post
    the joke is... YOU!

    THE END. :P
    no the joke is your face haha:P
    Guess what im a part time ninja 0_0

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiiNJA JaKe View Post
    no the joke is your face haha:P
    no you.....

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    no you........

    we can go all day slash whatever time it is in america :P ;P; p
    Guess what im a part time ninja 0_0

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